Stickers you didn’t ask for.
Vinyl bumper stickers. Deadpan slogans. Strangers invent the rest.
Buy one for yourself. Or for a bumper that won’t see it coming.
Singles $18.99 · 3-packs $29.99 · Free US shipping
The Launch 15
Fifteen tiny declarations for cars, coolers, and situations that could have stayed private.
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If you don’t know how to read, then you have no idea what this says.
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Don’t think about this bumper sticker.
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Please help, I’m stuck in a paradox.
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Information on a car.
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Kevin Costner.
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Please do not make eye contact with the driver.
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Down with bad things.
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My other ride is a giraffe.
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I do not have halitosis.
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There’s nothing wrong with eating paint chips.
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Don’t ask me about the smell.
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Please don’t read this.
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My giraffe prefers cornflakes.
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Honk at me, I’m desperate for attention.
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I used to play basketball.
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