Short answers. The stickers are longer.
Shipping
Can I return it?
Print-on-demand. Change of mind: no. Damaged, defective, or wrong: use the Contact form within 14 days of delivery with your order number and photos. We reprint or refund. Once it is stuck on, it is not returnable except for a proven manufacturing defect.
Is this a gift?
It can be. The joke lands best when the car (and the consent) are yours to mess with. We sell stickers. We don’t run the prank for you.
The brand
Will more slogans drop?
Yes. The Launch 15 is the opening set. Worse ideas are already in the dump.
Do you help stick this on someone else’s car without asking?
No. We sell stickers. Putting one on property you don’t own or control can be illegal. That’s on you.
Do you ship outside the US?
US orders ship free on launch pricing. Other countries: shipping calculated at checkout when international is enabled.
How long does shipping take?
Print-on-demand. We make it when you order, then it ships. Timing depends on the printer and carrier. You get tracking when it ships. Checkout shows the current estimate.
The sticker
Will it damage paint?
Vinyl bumper sticker. Clean dry surface. Apply carefully. We don’t warrant paint or finish. Removal is your risk.
What size is it?
About 15″ x 3.75″. Bumper-shaped. White vinyl, bold black type. No logos on the face.
Can I customize the text?
Not on launch. The Launch 15 is the set. Custom later if the empire feels generous.